I'm tired.
| How I see 18 year olds: | 18. |
| How I see 17 year olds: | 17. |
| How I see 16 year olds: | 16. |
| How I see 15 year olds: | 12. |
| How I see 14 year olds: | 9. |
| How I see 13 year olds: | 5. |
| How I see 12 year olds: | Fetus. |
long-live-the-queen-of-moondoor:
Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.
We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”
“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>
While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.
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I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.
What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.
(via startdissociating)
bullshit you fucking miss me.
there i said it, i guess i’ll talk to you in a few months
sitting drunk on the sidewalk
i guess i’ll get up
i guess i’ll go for a walk
brushed my shoes against the pavement
i swear this has gotta be the hundredth
time i thought of you tonightYour Graduation // Modern Baseball
(via averagely-pimpin)
i hate how fast october is going there’s only like 11 days until halloween and i’ve done literally nothing festive. haven’t watched any spooky movies, haven’t carved a pumpkin, i don’t even have a halloween costume yet… this is so problematic i’m dragging myself right now
(via needleinthes1ay)
god i fucking love people like right now someone is kissing their baby on the forehead for the first time and someone just went into a french bakery and is deeply inhaling and someone is dyeing their hair the color of the sky and someone just confessed their love to someone and you’re reading this post but you are alive and you will be okay and you will be happy
